Fruits you can actually grow
No tropical fantasies. Only fruits that survive your questionable climate choices.
For gardeners who swing for it.
Miley Citrus is here to up your gardening game as you've never seen before.
Get Trumped by Miley's plant database, her gardener's university or get the satisfaction you need from Miley's field manuals for trendy slightly reckless growers.
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Miley's Plant Database
A search engine for plants that won't rat you out to the HOA. Fruits, herbs, nitrogen fixers and allergy-friendly varieties for people who thought peaches were over.
Herbs that behave badly
Mint invasions, fennel drama and other herbs worth the trouble.
Nitrogen fixers
Free fertilizer that grows itself. Capitalism hates this one weird trick.
Allergy-friendly fruits
Because nature's pollen lottery shouldn't decide whether you get to taste a peach.
Miley's Garden University
Nothing practical. Just discovering. The plant science, permaculture theory and nature trivia you definitely didn't learn in school — with links to the best YouTube rabbit holes on the internet.
Plant deep dives
The biology, history and gossip behind the plants in your patch.
Nature uncensored
Soil food webs, fungal drama and why insects throw the best parties.
Permaculture theory
Observe. Think. Design. Then observe some more while your neighbors buy fertilizer.
YouTube rabbit holes
Curated videos for people who say 'just one more' at 2 AM.
Miley's Field Manuals
Roll up your sleeves. Then roll them back down because you'll be wearing a sweater in February. Passive greenhouses, walkthroughs, patch designs and an AI prompt lab for the digitally desperate.
Passive greenhouses
Hold heat all winter without a single watt. Your electricity bill will feel abandoned.
Walkthroughs
Step-by-step builds photographed start to finish. No fluff, no sponsored soil.
Mini fruit forest patches
Seven-layer stacks for yards that are too small for orchards but too ambitious for lawns.
Hypoallergic patch designs
Gardens that look gorgeous and won't make you sneeze your soul out.
Raised bed compositions
Plant pairings no one has tried before. Some will work. That's the fun.
AI Prompt Lab
Spreadsheets + prompt templates so your favorite AI stops hallucinating nitrogen fixers.
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Become Miley Citrus
Free membership. No newsletters. No spam. No guilt. Just easier access, favorite plants, saved articles and calculators you can actually find again.
We won't email you. We barely email ourselves.